Saturday, July 31, 2010
Saturday, July 24, 2010
A few crafty & thoughtful tricks to make any housewife smile.
spend less time stressing over dripping wax on the cup cakes,
& have more time to plan the perfect picnic for you, your
man, and your pet rabbit to enjoy together in central park!
old frame, new vanity tray!
no more toxic wax droplets ruining your Magnolia cupcakes!
nibble safe packing "peanuts" for baby & bunny
granny's old napkin holder?
use it to sort out going love letters and letters to pen pals!
lick, stir, repeat!
stock up on free suckers at the bank before your BBQ!
don't get last nights dirt on tomorrows skirt!
put that hotel shower cap to use!
recently cut off all your hair and have no use for your flat iron?
it's a brand new sleek and handy iron!
not as exciting, but this towel rack does look
elegant sporting cleaning supplies
the best for last! No more ugly pancakes, no more batter on the stove top!
I wouldn't suggest it with banana pancakes though.....
I have a feeling you would be disapointed
No matter how much I dream to wake up one morning a
spitting image of Betty Draper, it has yet to become a reality.
Try though I might, my hair struggles have taken me
to all corners of the map but the "classic, mid-century,
dotting wife, loving mother, fabulous meat loaf recipe" corner-
that corner I have yet to find!
Maybe next hair cut I'll get it right.
The problem I think comes in when I think "edgy" is the answer
and loose sight of my true "domestic & majestic" personality.
a time line of hair struggles....
Winona Rider in Beetlejuice?
Clay Aiken wearing hoops?
growing it out to be prom queen
finally looking acceptable ....
......and it's ruined
now for some hair inspiration,
maybe I'll get it right this time!
Tuesday, July 13, 2010
spotted the next big trend on the subway today (sure to replace sillybandzz!!)- man wearing pens in his ears like Qtips- SRSLY- bic pens just sticking out of his ears!! Don't lie girls, if Marc Jabobs was selling headbands with pens sticking out of the side for $400, you WOULD want one, wouldn't you??
I'm not even kidding.
spotted on the right hot celeb, anything will sell.
let's take a moment to think about Uggs, Crocs, Sillybands, Veira Bradley bags....the list goes on.
so when ear pens get a spot in the Bergdorf window display, I better get credit for seeing that one coming!
Saturday, July 10, 2010
Wednesday, July 7, 2010
Tuesday, July 6, 2010
It sure is hard to be a lady in all this heat!
I try and try but can't keep from shvitzing through my
bra or wiping down my boob sweat with a handkerchief!
Try as I might to have a Liz Taylor grace in the sun,
I end up looking something like a walk in freezer....